OFF ROAD and ON TRACK

Good morning.  Yeah right!  This is for everybody who just went through a war just to get to the battle field. The first five minutes at your desk are YOURS!!!  take control, get what you deserve, and fight back. Laugh in the face of the remaining 7 hours and 55 minutes of the day.

So that you get to know me a bit better, I have a very severe case of “client based turets syndrome” which flares up at about 9:10 am, shortly after the second phone call of the day.

People laugh at me. They think this is funny. I’m in pain here. I have the worst case of verbal constipation in history. Hang up the phone and out comes the venom. SPLAT on the wall, nasty vile combinations of curse words that would make a whore blush. Bless her heart.

So in light of that and other events that make people point and laugh, I no longer wanted to be left out of the fun. Screw it, I’m laughing at me too.

With no further BS, this introduction is over. Welcome to the  “THE MORNING SIT SHOW”  I left out the “H” in sit only because I do not want rating issues right off the bat.  Every morning you can log in and get a dose of wry humor that should take no longer than 5 minutes to read….if it does call me and we can discuss a change in your medication.

This shall also serve as notification to the world, that I, the snakecharmer, came up with this idea, “the morning sit show” and don’t try to steal my genius. Copyright, yeah sure that sounds good. I’ll do that too, but more importantly should you steal my funnies, I will come give you a right, a left, another right and stomp to the balls…you get the picture.

Sit down, shut up and laugh. Steal the first five minutes of every day and you will feel f–king stellar.