OFF ROAD and ON TRACK

Good “F” King morning. How about another shot of “the sit show”?

I took a glance at the way a word looked on a page long after I wrote it. Maybe its the hour of the day, early early am (when the goblins chase me out of bed) or maybe its the amount of tequila (that’s the source of the goblins) or maybe its just a wacked out mind with nothing to do at the moment. Whatever the reason, take a look at the word (or candy coated conjunction) F-KING.  It has no nasty in it at all. The “F” King must be a guy, a nobel guy, a man of highest morals and grand intent because “F” King is around all the time. He is on the tip of everybody’s tongue and used to describe almost anything from gutter to glorious.

This indeed, truly is the mark of the “F” King thing.  I mean think about it….he really is everywhere. You hear about him on the street, as you pass by a group of skaters, “check out the “F” King kick flip”….why he must be a skater. He must also drive a taxi, I heard somebody ask specifically for the “F” King taxi. He is also in politics, a common question today “who do you think will be “F” King president?”

I mean, I find myself thinking that I would rather be “F” King”, than just talking, to the girl at the coffee shop. I wonder if she would vote for me to do the “F” King thing if she knew that I wanted to be the “F” King thing that she wanted to do?

It gets so out of hand that it make me “F” King crazy. That’s it! The whole world has gone “F” King crazy and they just don’t know how to say it. A long time ago “F” King was kept in the dark, hidden behind a cloak of other words used to describe the same thing. I am glad that we have evolved, cause now every thing can be linked to a “F” King thing and “F” King’s lineage is alive with princes, dukes and all sorts of other dignitaries. Think about it or better yet “F” it. Or sometimes ”F” her or “F” him. OR “F” that or this. Not to mention intercontinental applications, “F” you (Japanese).

So today, lets make it a “F” King of day. Have a grand time, though a party, get “F” King happy. I am going to invite ED to my party, he’s a great guy, fun to be around. Do me a favor would you? Get your big “F” King ass  out of here and go find Ed. You know what, Ed is a prince of a man, he needs a title.

Go get “F” ED.  I don’t know about you,  but I feel “F” King great.  Its good to be King. Even better to be the “F” King.

It’s good to be the ”F” King thing, that makes people crazy.

Ride Dirty or don’t ride with me.

The “F” King Snakecharmer

 

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